I feel blessed

Ima write this like a grade 10 essay

Intro:
On the side is the raw Convo my friend and I had after we finished work. He actually had the guts and balls to text me that late at night. Everyone that knows me knows i go to sleep at 10PM and wake up early. But me being me, the loner that I am I was like yes someone finally texted me, I replied as if it was a BBM message (extinct technology) So I texted him back, right away and asked what's poppin (G talk)

Thesis:

In the next few sections I will explain how my friend went from keeping his money in a savings account to smacking it down in a stock. (I hope that's a thesis) I will not write which stock because he hasn't had the balls to purchase it yet. 

Body:
So imagine my friend had $10,000 just sitting around, now also imagine being my friend and sitting next to me at work. The only topic I talk about is girls, girls and more girls. Joking. I'm annoying, so ill talk about my trades and my chai tea (aka cha) everyday this man has to listen about my day trades or my cha, until 1 day (which was Wednesday) this man snapped and went out and opened a Tax Free trading account and now he is well on his way to buying the stock of his dreams.

I know he did it because I peer pressured him into it, it's not easy sitting next to me at work. Yesterday he left early and I got sad, so today he's gonna have to make that up to me. He didn't do it because I peer pressured him, this isn't smoking or drinking, this is making Mula, he saw $$ and he saw that his $$ was getting 1.15% interest in a savings account and he saw a green light turn on. Okay, he didn't even see the mula, he saw an opportunity and he thanked me later saying props and gave me a hug. It's fun to take chances, especially when you've got a library card. Not only if he super excited, he's turning into a stock wizard, the man knows how to read candles, he reads the news more than he talks to me, so I'm kinda jealous now because I'm very possessive.

He will make the purchase of the stock soon, since it's a trading tax free savings account it will take a little while to set up, possibly Monday! I can't wait, my fellow at work will be investing soon.

This is the example I use. And I swear I only chose a Civic because it's simple, it's a great car and also a great example, I am not picking on an Civic owners, I love Civics. Imagine you have a Honda Civic, precisely a Civic SIR like the ones in the original Fast & Furious.

Now imagine you want to put a turbo, new rims, exhaust, spoiler(can't forget the spoiler), intake, Kicker Subwoofers, deck, shocks, tires (precisely some tires that your rice ass car doesn't need) and then finally you gotta get the $150 oil changes too right? And that's every 1000 km because your Civic SIR is god. So I will do a grand total estimating of how much all of those  parts will cost you and I totaled $6500. So what that means is $6500 left your  pocket. You didn't even get to risk it! NOW  that makes you think doesn't it????

Now imagine you took even $1000 out of that and put that into a stock. Say you assessed your risk and understood that if the investment goes wrong you'll only lose $100. Now imagine you made $100 after 2 months. You made 10% return, will your Civic get you 10% return? NO! It won't even get you the ladies, how's it gonna make you Money? Get out. So if you really really reallllllly want to you can.

Conclusion:
Honda Civic upgrades: $6500 leaves your pocket instantly
Negative Return Guarantee
Maintenance on your garbage turbo
Doesn't take balls to drive a Civic

Invest your Money: $1000 invested, doesn't mean $1000 will be leaving your pocket, liquid as water
Potential of insane returns
No guarantee, no major start up costs

So get  off the Civic Nation forum, read my blogs instead! Click here to learn about Canadian Brokers: Questrade or Virtual Brokers

But if you love cars (I am a car lover) I understand, now ladies if you buying that MAC makeup for a couple of Gs, you should also consider doing this. Just forget the blush, forget the matte lipstick and just buy some stocks.

Click links below to read my previous trades:
Watch Bread Bake - Without an Oven
The Alley from Wade to Lebron

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